Monday, November 14, 2005

Well, CA World is undeway. The name has changed from Computer Associates to CA, and I'm wondering if the simplification process will truly percolate down through the packages. I'm a CA fan, mostly, so this is exciting to be able to see a company take it to the next level. I just hope that their partnership with Microsoft won't result in MS's development methodologies and ship it first, fix it later mentality slipping over to CA.

Maybe it will be a good thing to have so much of the strategy intermingled. Time will truly tell. I'll post again as access and time allow.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Stay tuned... I'm heading to CA World, and I'm sure there will be many things of note there. Until then...

A Biologist, a Statistician and a Mathematician were watching a building. One person went in, and a little while later two people came out.

The Biologist said, "Look! They reproduced!"

The Statistician said, "Ah! There is an average of 1.5 people on each side of the door in that building!"

The Mathematician said, "Hey! If one more person goes inside, there will be nobody there!"




What was the rapper's favorite software? Word

Which browser would Marco Polo choose? Explorer

What happened to the data center when the main trunkline to the database exploded? There was SAP all over the place

What does Computer do when Computer goes to the club meeting? Computer Associates

What do you call an icepick hooked up to an electric line? PowerPoint

Where does malware hang out? A lot of CD places.

Arrivederci!