Stay tuned... I'm heading to CA World, and I'm sure there will be many things of note there. Until then...

A Biologist, a Statistician and a Mathematician were watching a building. One person went in, and a little while later two people came out.

The Biologist said, "Look! They reproduced!"

The Statistician said, "Ah! There is an average of 1.5 people on each side of the door in that building!"

The Mathematician said, "Hey! If one more person goes inside, there will be nobody there!"




What was the rapper's favorite software? Word

Which browser would Marco Polo choose? Explorer

What happened to the data center when the main trunkline to the database exploded? There was SAP all over the place

What does Computer do when Computer goes to the club meeting? Computer Associates

What do you call an icepick hooked up to an electric line? PowerPoint

Where does malware hang out? A lot of CD places.

Arrivederci!